LET’s Get You MARRIED!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL

You enquire with me. You can do that here.

We meet up in person or by video call over wine/coffee/both

You decide that you can’t live without me and immediately book me

I take a $250 booking fee to secure your date in my diary

I don't bother you until a few months prior to the wedding (but in the meantime, you can ask me a many questions as you like!)

I contact you to lock in  another meeting where we'll begin the legal paper work and I’ll ask you a bunch of questions to get the gold on you two.

I write you the most epic ceremony EVER and send you a draft

If you require a rehearsal, I'll be available

I then give you the most dazzling ceremony ever witnessed that will have everyone talking about it all night, the night after and the nights after that.

I'll also take care of all the legal paperwork before, during and after the wedding

I will send you a follow up email a few days later because we'll all still be on a high. AND I will ask for some wedding pics and a cheeky review but don't feel obliged to do either

It's up to you if you'd like to stay family because if it were up to me I'll stay in your life forevs

THe CEReMONY

$2,000

THE FULL FRONTAL

This is my usual kind of affair which is around 20 - 30 minutes of pure entertainment. I’ve thrown away the templates and I’ll work with you both to create something truly special and as unique as you. Additional dollars may be required if your planning on getting hitched more than 200km from home base.

$1600

BARE ESSENTIALS +

Want to get married a little differently? I got you! The Bare Essentials, otherwise know as register-style weddings, will have you living your Vegas dream. You’ll find me doing these at The Altar Electric in the chapel of our dreams. What’s The Altar Electric you ask? Find out at thealtarelectric.com.au!

$750

IN A FLASH

Just need to make it official without the fluff? Gotcha! This one is a legals-only wedding with the minimum wording required to make you married. It’ll only take 3-4 minutes with only 2 people present to witness the marriage. Includes all the official documentation but travel outside of inner Melbourne will be extra.